What's up players?!? It's been a while since I dropped the A-Bomb of knowledge all up on ya, but holy shit, the clouds have opened and let loose a shit storm on my life.
If you read the last thing I wrote on here then you know I finished another semester of school. In my life, I've done a fair amount of things that I'm not too proud of, but I have to say that this semester is up there on my list. You can only fuck off for so long before the big dog comes and bites you right on the ass. The only good thing I've got goin for me school wise is that they don't have my correct address. Someone's gonna get some unsatisfactory grades, but it sure as hell ain't gonna be me.
Speaking of not knowing my grades, my fuckin internets been cut off. Either the son of a bitch next door moved, or he finally figured out I was scamming his shit, because I'm out. No more email, no more Facebook, and definitely no more tuggin' hog mid-day when there's nothing else to do.
I hope anyone who's reading this remembers the day before the internet existed. I sure as hell do. It was a time of soul and dumpster searching. Mostly for self restraint and discarded porno mags, in that order. You know how hard it is to get one out without the internet? It can be done if you have Cinemax, but I'm running on basic cable and HBO right now. There's a show called "Pornicopia" but between edited shots, there's always a dude poppin up blabbing about what life is like in the porno industry. Man, could I care less. Do people actually watch the show to hear some guys insight on banging a dozen broads a week? I sure hope not.
Needless to say, I've gotta pull some shit together before I really start sailin' down shit creek. I've been looking for a job but most of these places want you to start working before 10 in the morning. What do I look like, some sort of machine? There's a line to cross, and that line is firmly set at 11:50 AM. But if you're reading this and are looking some someone, give the ol' Boosh a holler. I've had a lot of things going for me in my day, but as of now "pride" ain't one of them. So hit me with whatever you got, because I've got about a week and a half left before my ass gets das boot back to Long beach.
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